spib
04-09-2008, 07:55 PM
>
> A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a flight from
>L.A. To New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The
>blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines, and
>rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
>
> The lawyer persists. He explains how the game works. 'I ask you a
>Question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and vice- Versa.'
>Again, the blonde politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer
>figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily Win the match,
>so he makes another offer. 'If you don't know the Answer, you pay me only
>$5, but if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.'
>
> The blonde figures there will be no end to this torment unless she
>Plays, so she agrees. The lawyer asks, 'What's the distance from the Earth
>to the moon?'
>
> The blonde reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and
>Hands it to the lawyer Then she asks the lawyer 'What goes up a hill With
>three legs, and comes down with four?'
>
> The lawyer is puzzled. He uses his laptop to search for references. He
>Taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library
>of Congress. Frustrated, he sends emails to his coworkers and Friends. No
>luck. After an hour, he gives up.
>
> He wakes the blonde and hands her $500 The blonde politely takes the
>$500 and turns away to get back to sleep.
>
> The lawyer, who is going nuts trying to figure it out, wakes the blonde
>and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with
>four?'
>
> The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to
>sleep.
> A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a flight from
>L.A. To New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The
>blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines, and
>rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
>
> The lawyer persists. He explains how the game works. 'I ask you a
>Question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and vice- Versa.'
>Again, the blonde politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer
>figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily Win the match,
>so he makes another offer. 'If you don't know the Answer, you pay me only
>$5, but if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.'
>
> The blonde figures there will be no end to this torment unless she
>Plays, so she agrees. The lawyer asks, 'What's the distance from the Earth
>to the moon?'
>
> The blonde reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and
>Hands it to the lawyer Then she asks the lawyer 'What goes up a hill With
>three legs, and comes down with four?'
>
> The lawyer is puzzled. He uses his laptop to search for references. He
>Taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library
>of Congress. Frustrated, he sends emails to his coworkers and Friends. No
>luck. After an hour, he gives up.
>
> He wakes the blonde and hands her $500 The blonde politely takes the
>$500 and turns away to get back to sleep.
>
> The lawyer, who is going nuts trying to figure it out, wakes the blonde
>and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with
>four?'
>
> The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to
>sleep.