spib
01-15-2008, 10:26 AM
> G. W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barbershop.
> As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a
> word was spoken.
>
> The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it
> would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one
> who had Clinton in his chair reached for the after shave.
>
> Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Hillary will
> smell
>
> that and think I've been in a whorehouse."
>
> The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"
> Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a
> whorehouse smells like."
> As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a
> word was spoken.
>
> The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it
> would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one
> who had Clinton in his chair reached for the after shave.
>
> Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Hillary will
> smell
>
> that and think I've been in a whorehouse."
>
> The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"
> Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a
> whorehouse smells like."