Tod74
01-11-2008, 07:04 AM
3 guys walk into a bar and two of them sit down at a table. The third man walks up to the bar, orders a shot of whiskey and puts a 20 dollar bill on the table. He drinks his shot and asks the bar tender if he would like to make a bet. The bar tender says "Depends on the bet"
The guy says " I'll bet you that 20 bucks that I can stand on that bar stool over there and piss in that shot glass and fill it all the way up without ever spilling a drop. The bar tender says "You got yourself a bet."
So the guy climbs up on the sttol and begins to pee toward the glass. He pees all over the bar,all over the bar tender and all over the floor...pretty much everywhere BUT the shot glass. The bar tenders laughs and yells " I WON...EASY MONEY HAHAHA " with a huge grin on his pee covered face.
The man zips up his pants and starts to walk away when the bar tender yells "Hey wait a minute" still grinning ear to ear. he says " Why in the hell would you make a stupid ass bet like that? There was no way you could have done it."
The man smiled and then replied " See those two guys over there...well, I just bet them $ 200 that I could come up here and piss all over you and the bar , and everything at the bar...and you would be happy about it."
The guy says " I'll bet you that 20 bucks that I can stand on that bar stool over there and piss in that shot glass and fill it all the way up without ever spilling a drop. The bar tender says "You got yourself a bet."
So the guy climbs up on the sttol and begins to pee toward the glass. He pees all over the bar,all over the bar tender and all over the floor...pretty much everywhere BUT the shot glass. The bar tenders laughs and yells " I WON...EASY MONEY HAHAHA " with a huge grin on his pee covered face.
The man zips up his pants and starts to walk away when the bar tender yells "Hey wait a minute" still grinning ear to ear. he says " Why in the hell would you make a stupid ass bet like that? There was no way you could have done it."
The man smiled and then replied " See those two guys over there...well, I just bet them $ 200 that I could come up here and piss all over you and the bar , and everything at the bar...and you would be happy about it."