spib
12-14-2007, 01:11 PM
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
>
> He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the
> middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned
> to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.
>
> He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in
> deeper.
>
> He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became
> worried and decided to go to the hospital.
>
> As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her
> date.
>
> After being informed of the problem, their daughter's' date said he
> could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down,
> then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to
> blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.
> The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted
> that it was nothing.
> Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so
> wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going To be when he
> grows older?'
>
> The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law.'
>
> He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the
> middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned
> to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.
>
> He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in
> deeper.
>
> He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became
> worried and decided to go to the hospital.
>
> As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her
> date.
>
> After being informed of the problem, their daughter's' date said he
> could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down,
> then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to
> blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.
> The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted
> that it was nothing.
> Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so
> wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going To be when he
> grows older?'
>
> The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law.'