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slowsbc
05-14-2007, 06:43 AM
Wow I had to sign a waiver to post.
Im signing in and have been a member for a little while.
Tom now send me my $500 check for this.. :shock:
And dont forget!!! @ www.yellowbullet.com/forum you need no waivers!! 8)
topsportsman1
05-14-2007, 06:49 AM
Monty,
Thanks for stopping by my friend,your the best,Thanks man.
Thank You for the space on your board,appreaciate it.
Check is in the mail :!:
The waiver is keeping my ass out of hot water here.Have you got any of the hate mail lately?
Tom
slowsbc
05-14-2007, 10:51 AM
Monty,
Thanks for stopping by my friend,your the best,Thanks man.
Thank You for the space on your board,appreaciate it.
Check is in the mail :!:
The waiver is keeping my a$$ out of hot water here.Have you got any of the hate mail lately?
Tom
I get hate mail everyday, Tom. But Im used to having no friends and being hated by many. Its really no change for me... :D Wait till you get the people who start stuff, bring it to your board, then ask you if you can delete, ban and edit them... Them are usually the best... I have a standard response that I just cut and paste anymore. If you need that response I can e-mail it to you but it only includes on four letter word followed by a three letter word.. :twisted:
slowman
05-14-2007, 11:41 AM
welcome monty, i'm not member on yellowbullet but it's a very cool site. you have a site that takes (freedom of speech) over the top and that's great. keep up the good work.
jimmybiggs
05-14-2007, 11:49 AM
:roll:
topsportsman1
05-14-2007, 12:25 PM
:roll: :P :P :P
topsportsman1
05-14-2007, 12:33 PM
Monty you got friends who are you trying to kid here :P
One thing here tho I won't tollerate any of the bashing,I just want to keep this place more relaxed,more like an old folks home, I would hope no one would want to test me.
YellowBullet ROCKS there is no doubt about it.
Its the hottest site on the planet.
99.9% of the time its all in good fun there,its a well run site great people there to,JMHO
I hope I don't get any of them emails here tho :oops:
I think its great the forum sites working together ,people bonding together,someone always knows someone,if you know what I mean. 8)
chevguy65
05-14-2007, 04:02 PM
Hi Monty and welcome!!!!!!
Have fun and enjoy the calm, mixed with laughter and a little teasing.
....little teasing?......yeah, that's it, a little teasing.....(snicker) :lol:
fastbowtie
05-14-2007, 07:10 PM
High Monte & welcome
I love your site
lively
05-14-2007, 07:13 PM
:lol: :wink: :wink: WEEEEEELLLLCCCOOOOMMMME ---I THINK--DID I SPEEEL THAET RIGHT----I NEVER HEARD OF YELLOWRIVER.COM :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: ------THAT IS A JOKE SON :D :D :D
slowsbc
05-15-2007, 02:59 PM
Monty you got friends who are you trying to kid here :P
One thing here tho I won't tollerate any of the bashing,I just want to keep this place more relaxed,more like an old folks home, I would hope no one would want to test me.
YellowBullet ROCKS there is no doubt about it.
Its the hottest site on the planet.
99.9% of the time its all in good fun there,its a well run site great people there to,JMHO
I hope I don't get any of them emails here tho :oops:
I think its great the forum sites working together ,people bonding together,someone always knows someone,if you know what I mean. 8)
I hear ya, Tom. This site is mixed in with a business. I wouldn't run the board any other way then you described if my business counted on it. Just remember to stay away from that prune button... :lol:
slowsbc
05-15-2007, 02:59 PM
welcome monty, i'm not member on yellowbullet but it's a very cool site. you have a site that takes (freedom of speech) over the top and that's great. keep up the good work.
Good work? Actually moderating a board is work.. thats why I took the easy way out.. :P
slowsbc
05-15-2007, 03:00 PM
Thanks for the welcome guys.. look forward to reading more stuff on the board..
topsportsman1
05-15-2007, 03:04 PM
LOL the "prune" button (Tom looks out the door)
Holy shit batman,thats what that button does :P :P :P
slowsbc
05-15-2007, 08:21 PM
LOL the "prune" button (Tom looks out the door)
Holy $h!t batman,thats what that button does :P :P :P
Dont sweat it, Tom.. I can tell ya all kinds of stories.. As a matter of fact.. some people believe they were the reason YB went down.. Hell who am I to argue? :D
topsportsman1
05-16-2007, 06:58 AM
LOL the "prune" button (Tom looks out the door)
Holy $h!t batman,thats what that button does :P :P :P
Dont sweat it, Tom.. I can tell ya all kinds of stories.. As a matter of fact.. some people believe they were the reason YB went down.. Hell who am I to argue? :D
News Flash!! Its a must read :P
http://www.yellowbullet.com/forum/showthread.php?p=333317#post333317
topsportsman1
05-16-2007, 06:09 PM
Oh and by the way,today is Monty's birthday
Lets all wish him a Happy Birthday :P
fastbowtie
05-16-2007, 06:32 PM
Happy Bday Monty
I saw that you said you are 178 I hope thats in Dog years
Because if not that would make you 3 days older than dirt :shock:
Any how have A great one you got A awsome site .
Donn
edvancedengines
05-17-2007, 12:41 AM
Hello Monty,
Don't believe that crap you wrote about not having any online friends. I feel that I am one of your many online friends.
I have been absent from all internet for over a week and am barely back on now, but I am on. I have not deserted you nor anyone. That is not me to do.
One of my main vendors www.brcperformance.com is writing up a piece on me on their webpage. I have included Yellow Bullet as one of my favorite internet places, as well as a few others including Racing Junk and Speed Talk.
If this is for sure your Birtday today, I want to join with all to wish you happy and great things on your celebration of birth. If this is not, I still wish you the best.
Ed
chevguy65
05-17-2007, 03:51 AM
Happy Birthday Monty!!!!!
I'd give ya a pinch to grow an inch but I am afraid of where you'd grow an inch...lol :P :P :P
mytmouz
05-17-2007, 03:56 AM
:shock:
chevguy65
05-17-2007, 04:26 AM
Alright everyone, lets make sure we give Monty a big helloooo and make him feel all warm and cuddly inside.
He is a great guy and a friend of Tom's and any friend of Tom's is a friend of ours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SEVENDMACH1
05-17-2007, 05:03 AM
Just keep him away from you wife or daughters. :roll:
chevguy65
05-17-2007, 06:00 AM
LOL....he can have my wife....pic included.
http://tofuhut.racknine.net/2006/Picture/Lucky%2013/05uglygirl.jpg
mytmouz
05-17-2007, 08:00 AM
:shock: :shock:
topsportsman1
05-17-2007, 08:51 AM
Happy Birthday Monty!!!!!
I'd give ya a pinch to grow an inch but I am afraid of where you'd grow an inch...lol :P :P :P
Monty already has ALS :P :P :P
But you'd have to ask him what it is,I was over a year getting it out of him,LOL
slowsbc
05-17-2007, 01:07 PM
Hello Monty,
Don't believe that crap you wrote about not having any online friends. I feel that I am one of your many online friends.
I have been absent from all internet for over a week and am barely back on now, but I am on. I have not deserted you nor anyone. That is not me to do.
One of my main vendors www.brcperformance.com is writing up a piece on me on their webpage. I have included Yellow Bullet as one of my favorite internet places, as well as a few others including Racing Junk and Speed Talk.
If this is for sure your Birtday today, I want to join with all to wish you happy and great things on your celebration of birth. If this is not, I still wish you the best.
Ed
Ed, you have a way with words my friend.. Thanks.. :D
slowsbc
05-17-2007, 01:08 PM
Happy Bday Monty
I saw that you said you are 178 I hope thats in Dog years
Because if not that would make you 3 days older than dirt :shock:
Any how have A great one you got A awsome site .
Donn
Im only a 176 today.. I wont be 178 till July...
slowsbc
05-17-2007, 01:09 PM
Happy Birthday Monty!!!!!
I'd give ya a pinch to grow an inch but I am afraid of where you'd grow an inch...lol :P :P :P
:shock: :shock: :shock:
slowsbc
05-17-2007, 01:10 PM
Just keep him away from you wife or daughters. :roll:
Dang Ray thats gonna leave a mark!!
slowsbc
05-17-2007, 01:11 PM
LOL....he can have my wife....pic included.
http://tofuhut.racknine.net/2006/Picture/Lucky%2013/05uglygirl.jpg
Yummy.. She has nice.. Umm thingies.. See even the ugliest women have something to offer.. :lol:
slowsbc
05-17-2007, 01:12 PM
Happy Birthday Monty!!!!!
I'd give ya a pinch to grow an inch but I am afraid of where you'd grow an inch...lol :P :P :P
Monty already has ALS :P :P :P
But you'd have to ask him what it is,I was over a year getting it out of him,LOL
Ummm you got ALS out of me? Sorry I can't remember.. The lights must have been off while I was drunk.. :D
slowsbc
05-17-2007, 01:13 PM
I only need 9 more posts to catch up to Gliddens thread.. Come on people!! Post up!!
chevguy65
05-17-2007, 03:30 PM
We are trying to get you up with Bill....only 8 to go now 8)
etbird
05-17-2007, 05:51 PM
Gee I don't know, Oh ok 7 to go.
chevguy65
05-17-2007, 06:16 PM
http://www.racingjunkrides.com/images/uploaded/1/7/471_3.jpg
6 to go and 4 days until I drive my 65
chevguy65
05-17-2007, 06:18 PM
LOL....he can have my wife....pic included.
http://tofuhut.racknine.net/2006/Picture/Lucky%2013/05uglygirl.jpg
Yummy.. She has nice.. Umm thingies.. See even the ugliest women have something to offer.. :lol:
Yeah but watch out for that tongue when she kisses you, it's like a cows tongue, very much like sandpaper, she can brush your teeth with that thing :P
5 to go...lol
lotsof454sss
05-17-2007, 06:22 PM
Hi Monty and all others..good to have you and the boys on here..we can always use some new blood..You are about to pass an icon in posts looks like, then we will award you 15 seconds of fame...glad to have YA'LL..I see YA'LL are adding alot to all sections of the site and that is good...again "Welcome"....
chevguy65
05-17-2007, 06:24 PM
Hi Monty and all others..good to have you and the boys on here..we can always use some new blood..You are about to pass an icon in posts looks like, then we will award you 15 seconds of fame...glad to have YA'LL..I see YA'LL are adding alot to all sections of the site and that is good...again "Welcome"....
What Perry said x 2
lotsof454sss
05-17-2007, 06:24 PM
Now Carl, I do not even want to know how you decided how rough a cows tongue is....but man that is sic.... :lol:
Yeah but watch out for that tongue when she kisses you, it's like a cows tongue, very much like sandpaper, she can brush your teeth with that thing
chevguy65
05-17-2007, 06:29 PM
Now Carl, I do not even want to know how you decided how rough a cows tongue is....but man that is sic.... :lol:
Yeah but watch out for that tongue when she kisses you, it's like a cows tongue, very much like sandpaper, she can brush your teeth with that thing
I've made out with a few cows in my past.....drink a pint of nitromethane and you do almost anything :wink:
Perry,... what about a pig's tongue? How rough are they????? :wink: :oops: :lol: 1 to go.
lotsof454sss
05-17-2007, 06:32 PM
I don't know so go ahead and tell me :lol: :lol:
topsportsman1
05-17-2007, 06:40 PM
That pic looks like she's got ALS <<<In the mouth :P :P :P
slowsbc
05-17-2007, 09:35 PM
I only need 9 more posts to catch up to Gliddens thread.. Come on people!! Post up!!
Thank you
slowsbc
05-17-2007, 09:35 PM
We are trying to get you up with Bill....only 8 to go now 8)
Thank you
slowsbc
05-17-2007, 09:36 PM
Gee I don't know, Oh ok 7 to go.
Thank you
slowsbc
05-17-2007, 09:36 PM
http://www.racingjunkrides.com/images/uploaded/1/7/471_3.jpg
6 to go and 4 days until I drive my 65
Thank you
slowsbc
05-17-2007, 09:37 PM
LOL....he can have my wife....pic included.
http://tofuhut.racknine.net/2006/Picture/Lucky%2013/05uglygirl.jpg
Yummy.. She has nice.. Umm thingies.. See even the ugliest women have something to offer.. :lol:
Yeah but watch out for that tongue when she kisses you, it's like a cows tongue, very much like sandpaper, she can brush your teeth with that thing :P
5 to go...lol
Thank you
slowsbc
05-17-2007, 09:38 PM
Hi Monty and all others..good to have you and the boys on here..we can always use some new blood..You are about to pass an icon in posts looks like, then we will award you 15 seconds of fame...glad to have YA'LL..I see YA'LL are adding alot to all sections of the site and that is good...again "Welcome"....
Thank you
slowsbc
05-17-2007, 09:38 PM
That pis looks like she's got ALS <<<In the mouth :P :P :P
Thank you
slowsbc
05-17-2007, 09:39 PM
Glidden aint nothin!! He's only got 3 pages and I have 4 pages of posts.. Hehehehehehehehehe :lol:
topsportsman1
05-17-2007, 09:42 PM
Monty For President!! :shock:
I don't know so go ahead and tell me :lol: :lol:
I would,......... but then you might get jealous and not talk to me! :oops: :lol:
chevguy65
05-19-2007, 05:23 AM
Uh Oh.....looks like Bill caught up to you.
Now, send me $5,000.00 and I can ensure you have top billing at all times.
That's just how good of a guy I am. :P
slowsbc
05-21-2007, 04:52 PM
Bill aint caught up to nothing.. He can't beat me at the races and he sure in the hell aint gonna beat me in posts!! :shock:
slowsbc
05-21-2007, 04:53 PM
Monty For President!! :shock:
I tuned down the job... :D
slowsbc
05-21-2007, 04:54 PM
I don't know so go ahead and tell me :lol: :lol:
I would,......... but then you might get jealous and not talk to me! :oops: :lol:
I just wanted to reply to this to increase the posts in this thread...
slowsbc
05-21-2007, 04:54 PM
I will bet anyone that I will get 5 pages of post before Glidden does...
slowsbc
05-21-2007, 04:55 PM
Anyone wanna bet?
slowsbc
05-21-2007, 04:55 PM
I will pay 10 to 1 odds!!!
topsportsman1
05-21-2007, 04:56 PM
Bill aint caught up to nothing.. He can't beat me at the races and he sure in the hell aint gonna beat me in posts!! :shock:
Only you Monty would come up with that,LOL But its all good,keep posting :P
slowsbc
05-21-2007, 04:56 PM
WoooHoooo 5 pages suckers!!! Now pay up!!
slowsbc
05-21-2007, 04:57 PM
Bill aint caught up to nothing.. He can't beat me at the races and he sure in the hell aint gonna beat me in posts!! :shock:
Only you Monty would come up with that,LOL But its all good,keep posting :P
Glidden is scared to race me. I have called him out a few times and he always has some kinda excuse.. Chicken...
slowsbc
05-21-2007, 04:58 PM
Bill aint caught up to nothing.. He can't beat me at the races and he sure in the hell aint gonna beat me in posts!! :shock:
Only you Monty would come up with that,LOL But its all good,keep posting :P
Tom you noticed I was here before YB? Well I was at YB but responded here first... Can I get a raise?
topsportsman1
05-21-2007, 04:58 PM
Monty For President!! :shock:
I tuned down the job... :D
I'd still vote for you,It couldn't get any worse,I think you'd bring america to its feet
topsportsman1
05-21-2007, 05:02 PM
Bill aint caught up to nothing.. He can't beat me at the races and he sure in the hell aint gonna beat me in posts!! :shock:
Only you Monty would come up with that,LOL But its all good,keep posting :P
Tom you noticed I was here before YB? Well I was at YB but responded here first... Can I get a raise?
Yes Monty we are gifted to have you,the man with the #1 website in the world,we cherish your presents here with us here at RJ 8)
topsportsman1
05-21-2007, 05:03 PM
Bill aint caught up to nothing.. He can't beat me at the races and he sure in the hell aint gonna beat me in posts!! :shock:
Only you Monty would come up with that,LOL But its all good,keep posting :P
Glidden is scared to race me. I have called him out a few times and he always has some kinda excuse.. Chicken...
Did you hear Bill won AGAIN,this past weekend?
slowsbc
05-21-2007, 05:04 PM
Bill aint caught up to nothing.. He can't beat me at the races and he sure in the hell aint gonna beat me in posts!! :shock:
Only you Monty would come up with that,LOL But its all good,keep posting :P
Tom you noticed I was here before YB? Well I was at YB but responded here first... Can I get a raise?
Yes Monty we are gifted to have you,the man with the #1 website in the world,we cherish your presents here with us here at RJ 8)Tom, show your thanks with a Marshall stack.. :D Tom Im just another internet keyboard racer... I have fun chatting with people... I like this hangout and I believe it will take off in a very fast way soon...
slowsbc
05-21-2007, 05:04 PM
Bill aint caught up to nothing.. He can't beat me at the races and he sure in the hell aint gonna beat me in posts!! :shock:
Only you Monty would come up with that,LOL But its all good,keep posting :P
Glidden is scared to race me. I have called him out a few times and he always has some kinda excuse.. Chicken...
Did you hear Bill won AGAIN,this past weekend?
He cheated!! :shock:
lotsof454sss
05-21-2007, 05:19 PM
UUHHHHHH MONTY, Have you realized you answer yourself alot :?: If you have ok, I just wanted to make sure you realized it was you that you were talking you....I know this makes sense to most....Did you hear Bill won again this weekend??
slowsbc
05-21-2007, 05:39 PM
UUHHHHHH MONTY, Have you realized you answer yourself alot :?: If you have ok, I just wanted to make sure you realized it was you that you were talking you....I know this makes sense to most....Did you hear Bill won again this weekend??When I have a bunch of dummies replying.. I need to talk to myself... :mrgreen:
chevguy65
05-21-2007, 05:46 PM
UUHHHHHH MONTY, Have you realized you answer yourself alot :?: If you have ok, I just wanted to make sure you realized it was you that you were talking you....I know this makes sense to most....Did you hear Bill won again this weekend??When I have a bunch of dummies replying.. I need to talk to myself... :mrgreen:
I'm trying to reply more better.
http://www.fifthdigit.com/comics/dummies/dummies.gif
See, I'm w-w-working on it :P
topsportsman1
05-22-2007, 03:58 AM
Bill aint caught up to nothing.. He can't beat me at the races and he sure in the hell aint gonna beat me in posts!! :shock:
Only you Monty would come up with that,LOL But its all good,keep posting :P
Tom you noticed I was here before YB? Well I was at YB but responded here first... Can I get a raise?
Yes Monty we are gifted to have you,the man with the #1 website in the world,we cherish your presents here with us here at RJ 8)Tom, show your thanks with a Marshall stack
Marshall Stack?? Is that a new form of Money? :P :P :P
slowman
05-22-2007, 04:06 PM
i don't post for 2 days and look what monty does. look monty your at 6 pages your welcome.
bjuice
05-22-2007, 05:13 PM
HEY.....FULL MONTY...
i am a YB member..i check in surf around and stay to myself most of the time...thats were i 1st saw Tom's Goat....so you can say his GOAT CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET FROM THAT POINT FORWARD....LMAO !!!!
Brian
slowsbc
05-22-2007, 06:39 PM
Bill aint caught up to nothing.. He can't beat me at the races and he sure in the hell aint gonna beat me in posts!! :shock:
Only you Monty would come up with that,LOL But its all good,keep posting :P
Tom you noticed I was here before YB? Well I was at YB but responded here first... Can I get a raise?
Yes Monty we are gifted to have you,the man with the #1 website in the world,we cherish your presents here with us here at RJ 8)Tom, show your thanks with a Marshall stack
Marshall Stack?? Is that a new form of Money? :P :P :P
Even better than money.... Now get them crates and ship the goods.. :D
slowsbc
05-22-2007, 06:40 PM
UUHHHHHH MONTY, Have you realized you answer yourself alot :?: If you have ok, I just wanted to make sure you realized it was you that you were talking you....I know this makes sense to most....Did you hear Bill won again this weekend??When I have a bunch of dummies replying.. I need to talk to myself... :mrgreen:
I'm trying to reply more better.
http://www.fifthdigit.com/comics/dummies/dummies.gif
See, I'm w-w-working on it :P
Awesome book... I wrote most of it.. :P
slowsbc
05-22-2007, 06:41 PM
i don't post for 2 days and look what monty does. look monty your at 6 pages your welcome.
I just talked to Tom and he said anyone who doesn't post to this thread within 48 hours will be banned.. I told him that was a little harsh and to give you guys 48.5 hours...
slowsbc
05-22-2007, 06:43 PM
HEY.....FULL MONTY...
i am a YB member..i check in surf around and stay to myself most of the time...thats were i 1st saw Tom's Goat....so you can say his GOAT CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET FROM THAT POINT FORWARD....LMAO !!!!
Brian
Just dont French kiss the goat.. Unless you have excellent medical coverage.. Dont ask how I know this...
But if you must ask I will tell ya that Gary J said so...
chevguy65
05-22-2007, 09:46 PM
UUHHHHHH MONTY, Have you realized you answer yourself alot :?: If you have ok, I just wanted to make sure you realized it was you that you were talking you....I know this makes sense to most....Did you hear Bill won again this weekend??When I have a bunch of dummies replying.. I need to talk to myself... :mrgreen:
I'm trying to reply more better.
http://www.fifthdigit.com/comics/dummies/dummies.gif
See, I'm w-w-working on it :P
Awesome book... I wrote most of it.. :P
I knowed you wroted this.
I am full of self esteem now and I never could get it until you came out with the book on tape. I guess I am alot like GW.
Chicks dig me now, cuz I'm all like back off dawg, and like chill brah (chapter 10)...and the babes really come running.
mytmouz
05-22-2007, 11:08 PM
So, Chevyguy, you say your full of something steemy. Sorry, I just hadda.... :P
slowsbc
05-23-2007, 04:40 PM
Chicks dig me now, cuz I'm all like back off dawg, and like chill brah (chapter 10)...and the babes really come running.
Werd?
slowsbc
05-23-2007, 04:40 PM
So, Chevyguy, you say your full of something steemy. Sorry, I just hadda.... :P
LMFAO!!! :lol:
slowsbc
05-23-2007, 04:41 PM
Tom, we need more smilies here so I can express myself.. :mrgreen:
chevguy65
05-23-2007, 05:32 PM
So, Chevyguy, you say your full of something steemy. Sorry, I just hadda.... :P
LOL...Mostly....but I don't let the gals know that.
Now where did I put my Theory of Quantum Physics :?:
I think you put it next to your copy of Space and Time Theory ( The Theory of Quantum Engineering) Good book! I have it in paperback! :lol:
topsportsman1
05-24-2007, 10:14 PM
Tom, we need more smilies here so I can express myself.. :mrgreen:
You'll have to give me some pointers on how to export them :P
slowsbc
06-07-2007, 08:33 PM
TTT :P
No problem Tom.. :D
topsportsman1
06-07-2007, 08:35 PM
Hey Monty,does this mean you are going to show me where to get some new smiley faces?
I need to come to the big site and get some more training :P
chevguy65
06-09-2007, 08:13 AM
Cool...
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3536149/2/istockphoto_3536149_flamed_skull.jpg