FirstClassMotor I had a very interesting ride home today. I was driving down the freeway in the green machine, windows down, beautiful afternoon.. music playing. Had to slow down thru the construction zone.. no problem. Construction ends.. cars still driving slow. I found an opening and took it. The green machine wanted to enjoy the spur of the moment as there was no one in front of us. grins. After a short fast jaunt down the road. I noticed a motorcycle in the distance behind me. It appeared he had trouble catching up so he turned on his assistance lights. Yeap, you guessed it. Busted, red handed, no way out of this one. I pulled over to a safe area and I already had all my windows down. He strolls over to the passenger window and leans in and said, "Hello Black Widow". I probably turned 50 shades of red and giggled. So he said, you weren't doing anything really bad... other than that Mario Andretti move. I watched his hand as it weaved before me, imitating me. I turned more red. He said he would let me off with a warning if I could produce a drivers license and registration.. YES.. I can do that. I told him my purse was in the trunk, so i got out and walked to the trunk. He asks, so Black Widow, have you killed any men? I replied, no, but I would like to. I strolled to the passenger side for my registration and upon opening the door, he sees Black Widow on my door sill. Yikes.. I thanked him for being nice. I scolded the green machine to behave and stop getting me in trouble.. The End!!