gasserted Member Since: 02/11/2003
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Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under theSCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government.Retirement is Near!! Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Local MP who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle. Sincerely, The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.) PS - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.
About Me -
Member for: 12 years, 3 months, 15 days
Started building Dune Buggies in Pismo Beach where i grew up as a kid, we were original members of the Dune Riders Assoc. Drag raced at Santa Maria, Lion, Erwindale, Bakersfield. Bought a Sprint car in 72, raced circle track at Santa Maria, Atascadero and the Valley for several years. Been into race cars and show car all my life. Now that im retired im doing more car stuff. Love gassers and riding quads. Archery Elk hunt in Colorado where i lived for 25 years. Usually have a project going. Have a great day...and God BLess...
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|Location:||Las Vegas, NV|
|Favorite Car:||41 Willys Gasser Coupe|
|Buyer or Seller:||Both|
|Member for:||12 years, 3 months, 15 days|