"An Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie were talking about screams of passion. The Italian said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest extra virgin olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non-stop for five minutes." The Frenchman said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac oil from Provence and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight." The Aussie said: That's nothing! Last night I massaged my wife, y'know, all over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours." The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two full hours? Wow! That's phenomenal. How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?" The Aussie replied: "I wiped my hands on the curtains." "
"I don't mean to be eulogistical, but, ending Scion is not going to sit well with people. It was Toyota's Corvette and it had a hand in bringing be to Toyota (Or Back to it) after the Camel Lights Era had the world and THE Stadium Trucks. And, part of the rub is being unrealized, is I don't like the absence of flag support like it was DTM in Germany or Formula One having ratings gulf. And, I hate to spiel on the unrealized and unrealiziable further, but, some of my Young Adult peers are leaving out a Worse Bar, and what 'bout restoration? Or some new Pontiacs again? I am not Jay Electronica, but, Corporate America's Idea of a Portfolio as a Celebrity is to keep steady work and model citizenship, not just look amusing or funny to the uneducated."