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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE TheYellaBrick's Avatar
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    ADULTS ONLY - Which stage are YOU in ?!

    S_x Stages in a relationship

    The 1st kind of s_x is called .. Smurf S_x. This kind of s_x happens when you first meet someone and you both have s_x until you are blue in the face.
    The 2nd kind of s_x is called .. Kitchen S_x. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have s_x anywhere, even in the kitchen.
    The 3rd kind of s_x is called ... Bedroom S_x. This is when you have been with your partner for along time. Your s_x has gotten routine and you usually have s_x only in your bedroom.
    The 4th kind of s_x is called ... Hallway S_x. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say ... 'F_ck You.'
    The 5th kind of s_x is called ... Religious S_x. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
    The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom S_x. This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more. She/he takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
    And last but not least ..
    The 7th kind of s_x is called ... Social Security S_x. You get a little each month but not enough to enjoy yourself.
    PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE INů.I have enough problems of my own !!!
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