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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE lively's Avatar
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    chicken

    My Favorite Animal

    Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
    She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
    My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
    I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
    He said they love animals very much.
    I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
    I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

    The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
    I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

    She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

    I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

    Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
    Guess where I am now...

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE TheRabbit's Avatar
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    lol.
    I could probably have bought a KFC by now. There is one about a mile from my house and I go there at least 4 or 5 times a week.

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE TheYellaBrick's Avatar
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    TRUTH is HATE
    to those who
    HATE TRUTH

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE mopar1968's Avatar
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    LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:




    Mark
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    That's pretty good. I needed that today!!!

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    Moderator RACING JUNKIE Harbone's Avatar
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    Lively, thank you, I needed that today :!: :lol: :lol:
    Chris

    As close to "Normal" as I can get...

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    THATS PRETTY FUNNY BUDDY!!! but i hate chicken. i aint eatin anything that eats its own shi-.and we had them and i gave them to the coyotes, they like anything.

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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