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    I R S

    At the end of the tax year, the IRS
    office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.
    While the IRS
    agent was checking the books he turned to the CFO of the hospital
    and said, "I
    notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the
    roll when
    there's too little left to be of any use?"

    "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and
    send them back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a
    free box of bandages."

    "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed
    that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his
    obnoxious way. "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with
    what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?"

    "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the
    inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it
    and send it back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a
    free package of plaster."

    "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how
    he could fluster the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do
    you do with
    all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"

    "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What
    we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and
    about once a year they send us a complete dick."
    ***IN GOD WE TRUST***GOD BLESS AMERICA******

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    OH ! THAT is a gooooood one......
    TRUTH is HATE
    to those who
    HATE TRUTH

    God Bless our folks in uniform
    "We the People, have your backs"
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    thats about the size of it, heh hee :wink:

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    IRS

    Boy that is dead on with a 0 later J.Smith 4621 racing 8)

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    Boy that is dead on with a 0 later J.Smith 4621 racing 8)

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    truest statement i heard in along time.!!!!!!!!!!!


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