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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE TheYellaBrick's Avatar
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    2ND AMENDMENT....

    Things
    that I found helpful by living this long.


    The purpose of fighting is
    to win..

    The sword is more
    important than the shield, and skill is more
    important than either... The final weapon is the
    brain. All else is
    supplemental.


    1. Don't
    pick a fight with an old
    man.

    If
    he is too old to fight, he'll just kill
    you.

    2.. If you find
    yourself in a fair fight, your tactics
    suck.

    3. I carry a gun
    because a cop is too
    heavy.


    4.
    When seconds count, the cops are just
    minutes away.

    5. A reporter
    did a human-interest piece on the
    Texas Rangers.
    The reporter recognized the Colt Model
    1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why
    do you carry a 45?' The Ranger
    responded,

    'Because
    they don't make a 46.'

    6.
    The old sheriff was attending an awards
    dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his
    sidearm. 'Sheriff, I see you have
    your pistol. Are you expecting
    trouble?' 'No Ma'am. If I were
    expecting trouble, I would have brought my
    shotgun.'

    7. Beware the man
    who only carries one gun.


    HE
    PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!

    But
    wait, there's more!

    I was once
    asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the
    house. I said I did. She said 'Well
    I certainly hope it isn't loaded!' To
    which I said, of course it is loaded, it can't
    work without bullets!' She then asked,
    'Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into
    your house?' My reply was, "No not at all.
    I am not afraid of the house catching fire
    either, but I have fire extinguishers around,
    and they are all loaded
    too".
    TRUTH is HATE
    to those who
    HATE TRUTH

    God Bless our folks in uniform
    "We the People, have your backs"
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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    Good ones D/D!! LOL!! Words to live by....
    "I would walk through hell on Sunday before I fear the enemy"


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