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    The densest element in the known Universe has been found!

    Discovery Announcement ~

    Pelosium:

    A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

    These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

    The symbol of Pelosium is PU.

    Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

    When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.
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    LOL!!! I can't get her face out of my head.... during Obama's speech she would stand up, clap her hands, & sit down quickly. Each time she would do this, I started thinking she looked like a clown... too much makeup & lip stick. She had lip-stick on her teeth too. She had this crazy/happy look on her face like she was pleased, but ready to stick a knife in someone at the same time... very weird... she freaks me out BIGTIME... a wicked clown-monster lady...
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    x2...like she had her pantie's full of fire ants with all that jumpin up & down. :lol: :lol:

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    Yes Hemi... that's exactly right... like a crazy estrogen overload with a deranged look on her face- creepy woman.
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