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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE TheYellaBrick's Avatar
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    FOR THE GALS !

    1. Men are like
    Laxatives
    They irritate the crap out of you.

    2 Men are like.
    Bananas
    The older they get, the less firm they are.

    3. Men are like
    Weather
    Nothing can be done to change them.

    4.
    Men are like
    Blenders
    You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

    5.
    Men are like
    Chocolate Bars
    Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

    6. Men are like
    Commercials
    You can't believe a word they say.

    7. Men are like
    Department Stores
    Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

    8. Men are like
    Government Bonds
    They take soooooooo long to mature.

    9. Men are like
    Mascara
    They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

    10.
    Men are like
    Popcorn
    They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

    11.
    Men are like
    Snowstorms
    You never know when they're coming, how many
    inches you'll get or how long it will last.

    12.
    Men are like
    Lava Lamps
    Fun to look at, but not very bright.

    13.
    Men are like
    Parking Spots
    All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
    TRUTH is HATE
    to those who
    HATE TRUTH

    God Bless our folks in uniform
    "We the People, have your backs"
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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE TheYellaBrick's Avatar
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    Ho-Ho-Ho.............

    According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

    Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

    Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

    We should've known....

    ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

    A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!
    TRUTH is HATE
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    HATE TRUTH

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