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    AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD

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    AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD
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    To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
    Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T.
    I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I
    hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend,
    threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and
    earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather
    important message..
    First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you
    to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my
    jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a
    reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP
    pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it
    that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating
    weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!
    I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from
    with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking
    bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet
    with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to
    come help mug us again].
    After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your
    cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and
    filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas
    station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150
    gallons and was extremely grateful!
    I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along
    with all the cash in your wallet.. [That made his day!]
    I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked
    at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed
    the entire driver's side of the car.
    Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma
    Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a
    little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed
    to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the
    FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.
    The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess
    while he traced your number etc.).
    In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel
    this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your
    threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort throu gh some of
    these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have
    the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path
    you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so
    lucky. Have a good day!
    Thoughtfully yours,
    Alex :lol:
    P.S. Remember this motto ... An armed society makes for a more civil
    society!
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    I probably don't have to ask you to forward this one.

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    Damn, I wish Illinois was a concealed/carry state! :twisted:
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    It is !! Just don't draw attention to yourself. You don't draw unless you're gonna squeeze.
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    Oh man, looks like justice was served. :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by harbone66
    Damn, I wish Illinois was a concealed/carry state! :twisted:
    IM WITH YA BROTHER!! :twisted:

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    go to the library and do some research ..a friend of mine did and found some old gun laws still on the books , one was if you owned over so many chickens you could carry a sidearm , another one said if you were traveling outside your normal friends by motorcar you could carry a sidearm , I know they are old but they still are there , fun to look...
    ***IN GOD WE TRUST***GOD BLESS AMERICA******

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    'motor car?'
    TRUTH is HATE
    to those who
    HATE TRUTH

    God Bless our folks in uniform
    "We the People, have your backs"
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    I believed this post till i got the phone sex calling , fbi stuff , breaking the window and keying the car and so on. If that was true then you are being just as bad as the robber, stealling stuff and vandilizing whats not yours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MEMRACING62
    Quote Originally Posted by harbone66
    Damn, I wish Illinois was a concealed/carry state! :twisted:
    IM WITH YA BROTHER!! :twisted:
    Indiana is...
    Common sense is not that common.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluegrassjh
    Quote Originally Posted by MEMRACING62
    Quote Originally Posted by harbone66
    Damn, I wish Illinois was a concealed/carry state! :twisted:
    IM WITH YA BROTHER!! :twisted:
    Indiana is...
    Georgia is....
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