Sheriff Application
09-29-2009, 12:43 PM
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Sheriff Application
A man seeking to join a south Texas sheriffs dept. is being interviewed.
The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your qualifications
all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must
take before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six liberal democrats and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?"
"That's the attitude we want,!" says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"
Dave
The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your qualifications
all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must
take before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six liberal democrats and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?"
"That's the attitude we want,!" says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"
Dave
