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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    Sheriff Application

    A man seeking to join a south Texas sheriffs dept. is being interviewed.

    The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your qualifications
    all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must
    take before you can be accepted."

    Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six liberal democrats and a rabbit."

    "Why the rabbit?"

    "That's the attitude we want,!" says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"

    Dave
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    "All that is necessary for the triump of evil is for good men to do nothing" Edmund Burke

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Junior Member JOURNEYMAN
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    Has the job been filled yet? I can start tonight :lol:

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    hee hee heee, thats what i thought when i read it, "why the rabbit"? :wink:

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    LOL I got it.

    Call me weird, but I always thought Alice was kinda hot in them dresses.
    Women need to wear more dresses, something about that easy acess :shock:
    ***IN GOD WE TRUST***

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    Senior Member SENIOR BUILDER
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    Quote Originally Posted by signsbyesa
    hee hee heee, thats what i thought when i read it, "why the rabbit"? :wink:
    Me too...LMAO
    Common sense is not that common.


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