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Old 09-24-2009, 10:09 AM
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The wife was busy frying eggs, when her husband came home. He walked into the kitchen and immediately started yelling. "CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL! MORE OIL! TURN THEM! TURN THEM NOW! WE NEED MORE OIL! THEY ARE GOING TO STICK! CAREFUL! CAREFUL! TURN THEM! TURN THEM!!! HURRY UP! ARE YOU CRAZY! THE OIL IS GOING TO SPILL! USE MORE SALT! THE SALT!!"

The wife getting upset, "What is wrong with you? Why are you yelling like this? Do you think I don't know how to fry an egg?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted you to know what it's like for me when I am driving the car and you're sitting next to me."
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Old 09-24-2009, 10:19 AM
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Old 09-24-2009, 10:49 AM
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YES!!!! :lol:
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Old 09-24-2009, 12:23 PM
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Old 09-24-2009, 12:32 PM
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not a problem for me
I do most of the cooking (retired fireman)
she does most of the driving (dragster driver)
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Old 09-24-2009, 03:41 PM
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Nice parable...
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Old 09-25-2009, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Rigsby
Nice parable...
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Old 09-26-2009, 05:16 PM
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A Parable is a short story that is used to illustrate a point or has a message behind it. ......or something like that. :?
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Old 09-26-2009, 06:05 PM
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thats Good !...love those parables...
Here's an old story (joke) that was told in training while i was in S.C. State Trooper Academy.


a driver rolled thru a 4 way stop sign...The trooper pulled over the driver . The Driver said "Officer i almost came to a stop and Rolled thru !!!!...whats the Difference !!!! ????.


The Old trooper started popping the driver in the head with his Nightstick and told the Driver " You want me to Stop" or "You want me to Slow down" ???? :shock:
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