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    I'll haunt you!!

    An old man and woman were married for many years, even
    though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation,
    screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night.

    The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up
    and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the
    rest of your life!"

    Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black
    magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took
    place in their neighborhood.

    The old man liked the fact that he was feared.

    To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.
    His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial,
    she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if
    there was no tomorrow..

    Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you
    afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out
    of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your
    life?"

    The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had
    him buried upside down......"

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