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    LIVING IN MISSISSIPPI

    THINGS I LEARNED LIVIN' IN Mississippi


    1) A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

    2) There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Mississippi .

    3) There are 10,000 types of spiders, and all 10,000 of them live in Mississippi .

    4) If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.

    5) Onced" and "Twiced" are words.

    6) It is not a shopping cart, it's a buggy.

    7) "Jawl-P?" means, "Did y'all go to the bathroom?"

    8) People actually grow and eat okra.

    9) "Fixinto" is one word.

    10) There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there is supper...

    11) Iced tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar.

    12) Backwards and forwards means, "I know everythin' 'bout you.

    13) The word "jeet" is actually a phrase meaning, "Did you eat?"

    14) You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see...

    15) You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH 'em.

    16) You measure distance in minutes.

    17) You switch from heat to A/C in the same day.

    18) All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.

    19) You know what a "Dawg" is.

    20) You carry jumper cables in your car - for your own car.

    21) You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Tony Chachere's, Tabasco , and ketchup.

    22) The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and Mississippi football...

    23) You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.

    24) You find 100 degrees "a bit warm."

    25) You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.

    26) Going to Walmart is a favorite past time known as "Goin' Walmartin" or "off to Wally World."

    27) You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good gumbo weather.

    28) Fried catfish is the other white meat.

    29) We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. . . if our mama says we can drive, we can drive.

    30) You understand these jokes and forward them to your Mississippi friends and those who just wish they were from Mississippi !!!!!
    ***IN GOD WE TRUST***GOD BLESS AMERICA******

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    :lol: :lol: The sad thing is I know all bout those things. I wonder if the people in LA are from MS :shock: :shock:
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    lmao! #21 and #22 especially hit home for me...
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    that all seams normal to me ,whats the joke :!: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    yea, wheres the joke?i live in al. aint much difference except our dirt is just a tad bit redder.

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    im moving to Mississippi or should i say "sippi", frog legs
    and white lighting, or adult lemonade, awwwweeeewwwaaaaaa :wink:

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    what town???
    ***IN GOD WE TRUST***GOD BLESS AMERICA******

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    ive lived in the south most of my life and ive never known one person who has eaten frog legs.but i have eaten rattlesnake and its good. but thats a western thing not southern.

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    Quote Originally Posted by outlaw256
    ive lived in the south most of my life and ive never known one person who has eaten frog legs.but i have eaten rattlesnake and its good. but thats a western thing not southern.
    yuck.

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    I've eaten lots and lots and lots of frog legs, and they're delicious. 8) So's rattlesnake.
    No matter where you go, there you are.
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