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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE fla1976's Avatar
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    Day off for the Doc

    A doctor in Duluth wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic.

    I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients..'

    'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.

    The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: 'So, Ole, How was your day?'

    Ole told him that he took care of three patients. 'The first one had a Headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'

    'Bravo, Mate, and the second one?' asks the doctor.

    'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole.

    Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the Doctor.

    'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra And her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: HELP ME - I haven't seen a man in over two years!!

    'Tunderation, Ole, what did you do?' asks the doctor.



    'I put drops in her eyes!!


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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Good one :!: :!:


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