Overheated horse

Old 08-21-2009, 02:54 PM
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto went into the mercantile to get some supplies.

After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said 'Who owns the big white horse outside?'

The Lone Ranger stepped forward, hitched his gun belt, and said, 'I do....Why?'

The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, 'I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is about dead outside!'

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.

The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, 'Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better.'

Tonto said, 'Sure, Kemosabe' and took off running circles
around Silver.

Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the store.

A few minutes later, another cowboy struts in and asks, 'Who owns
that big white horse outside?'

The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, 'I do, what's wrong with him this time?'

The cowboy looks him in the eye and says,





'Nothing, but you left your injun runnin'


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Old 08-23-2009, 03:59 AM
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gotta get the cold drink off the screen now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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