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    Watch out for Bubba

    Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice.

    "It's them big baggy swimmin' trunks that make ya look like an old fool...They's years outta style. Ya best bet is to grab yourself a pair of them thar Speedos - 'bout two sizes too little and drop a fist-sized tater down inside 'em. I'm telling ya boy...you'll have all da babes ya want?"

    The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, and looking sick!

    Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, "What's wrong now?"

    "Lard-A'mighty Bubba!" said Billy-Bob, "the tater goes in the front!"

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    Good one :lol: .
    ***IN GOD WE TRUST***

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    i cant stop laughin!!! you done it again buddy keep them comin


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