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    Senior Member DYNO OPERATOR
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    Some of you guys can relate

    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    > Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs
    > and make love,' and you answer,
    > 'Pick one; I can't do both!'
    >
    >
    > 'OLD' IS WHEN...
    > Your friends compliment you
    > on your new alligator
    > shoes and you're barefoot.
    >
    >
    > 'OLD' IS WHEN...
    > A sexy babe catches your fancy
    > and your pacemaker opens the garage door,
    >
    > 'OLD' IS WHEN...
    > Going braless
    > pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
    >
    > 'OLD' IS WHEN...
    > You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have
    > to go along.
    >
    >
    > 'OLD' IS WHEN...
    > You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police
    >
    > 'OLD' IS WHEN...
    > 'Getting a little action'
    > means you don't need to take any fiber today.
    >
    > 'OLD' IS WHEN...
    > 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.
    >
    > 'OLD' IS WHEN...
    > An 'all nighter' means not getting up
    > to use the bathroom.
    >
    > AND
    >
    > 'OLD' IS WHEN...
    > You are not sure these are jokes?
    >
    >
    >

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE DirkaDirka's Avatar
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    :shock: :shock: MAN I AM OLD!!!! :shock: :shock:
    Its all fun and games till someone loses a nut!

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    i hate to say this but.... you know your getting old when you sit
    down and you sit on your acorns, ouch

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE TheYellaBrick's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by signsbyesa
    i hate to say this but.... you know your getting old when you sit
    down and you sit on your acorns, ouch
    Acorns that used to be hardballs :P :P :P
    TRUTH is HATE
    to those who
    HATE TRUTH

    God Bless our folks in uniform
    "We the People, have your backs"
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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    don't get me wrong, their still hard, but their just stretching :lol:

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    > 'OLD' IS WHEN...
    > Your friends compliment you
    > on your new alligator
    > shoes and you're barefoot.

    LMFAO!!


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