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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE fla1976's Avatar
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    Deep pit

    Two hunters are out in the woods and see a large hole in the ground.
    The first hunter says, "I wonder how deep it is"?
    He shines his flashlight into it and the light fades out before he sees the bottom.
    The other hunter says,"Let's throw something in it and we'll see how long it takes to hit the bottom.
    So they look around and they see an old transmission near some brush.
    So they both grab an end and carry it to the hole.
    On the count of three they toss it in the pit.
    Suddenly they hear some rustling in the bushes.
    Out from the brush runs a goat and it jumps in the hole.
    They really surprised and wondering the the hell happened.
    A few minutes later a farmer comes walking through the trees.
    The farmer asks the hunters if they've seen a goat.
    They reply "Yes, it came running out of the brush and jumped in the pit!!!"
    The farmer says, "That's hard to believe, I had it chained to an old transmission."

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE DirkaDirka's Avatar
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    dont wanna be a hijacker but I had to share this one.


    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago.

    Nothing Is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

    The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold Up?'

    'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton,Oprah Winfrey, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

    The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'


    'About a gallon.'
    Its all fun and games till someone loses a nut!

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    IL GIVE 10 GAL & 10 PACK OF BIC LIGHTERS :!:

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE mopar1968's Avatar
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    Put me down for 10 more :!: :!: That is a good one ''Dirka''


    ''JUST MY TWO CENT'S WORTH''
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    I raise to 50 gallons of VP 110 with skunk flavored stinky stuff added and 1 FULL case of AMERICAN made(if there is such a thing) lighters !!
    TRUTH is HATE
    to those who
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    That joke about the goat is so freaking stupid you can't help but laugh!! I told it to 3 or 4 people at work tonight....lol :lol:


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