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    skull over texas

    man were going thru a bad drought and the satelite caught this
    pic that resembles a skull 104 heat and no rain :?
    http://www.coasttocoastam.com/photo/photo-of-the-day

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    Good one. We got a chance of rain for the next week, finally.

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    That is pretty interesting looking signs. Hey, I always tell my wife that if we ever need to move to another state, it will be Texas. I like the people, traditions, hopsitality, etc... Texas still seems like America.
    "I would walk through hell on Sunday before I fear the enemy"

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    God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found
    him resting on the seventh day..

    He inquired, "Where have you been?"

    God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look,
    Michael. Look what I've made."

    Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

    "It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it.. I'm going to call
    it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."

    "Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."

    God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example,
    northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while
    southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of
    white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in
    all things."

    God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely
    hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

    The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and
    said, "What's that one?"

    "That's the State of Texas , the most glorious place on earth. There are
    beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, beaches
    and plains. The people from the State of Texas are going to be handsome,
    modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world.
    They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of
    peace, and producers of good things."

    Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about
    balance, God? You said there would be balance.."

    God smiled, "There's Washington DC . Wait till you see the idiots I put
    there.

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    :lol: :lol:

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    Good One!!!! (How true)
    "I would walk through hell on Sunday before I fear the enemy"

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    how true :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    you are all welcomed to texas, come on in, the water is fine,
    and the beer is cold, "where you from boy?, i remember
    the ALAMO, yeeeee haaaaaaaa" TEXAS but its as hot as a
    rattler on a rock. :wink:

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    Quote Originally Posted by CamBirdRacing
    God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found
    him resting on the seventh day..

    He inquired, "Where have you been?"

    God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look,
    Michael. Look what I've made."

    Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

    "It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it.. I'm going to call
    it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."

    "Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."

    God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example,
    northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while
    southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of
    white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in
    all things."

    God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely
    hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

    The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and
    said, "What's that one?"

    "That's the State of Texas , the most glorious place on earth. There are
    beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, beaches
    and plains. The people from the State of Texas are going to be handsome,
    modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world.
    They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of
    peace, and producers of good things."

    Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about
    balance, God? You said there would be balance.."

    God smiled, "There's Washington DC . Wait till you see the idiots I put
    there.
    I thought maybe you were a football fan and Oklahoma (OU) was going to be in the punchline somewhere.

    Curtis


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