Fast thinking old man
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Fast thinking old man
An elderly man in Florida owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He took along a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in the pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned and said "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."
Moral: -- Some old men can still think fast
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He took along a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in the pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned and said "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."
Moral: -- Some old men can still think fast
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