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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE mopar1968's Avatar
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    MOPAR

    What MOPAR stand's for;

    Massively Over Powered And Respected

    Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly

    Made Of Performance And Reliability

    Massively Out Performed All Resistance

    And What Chevrolet Stands For;

    Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

    Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips



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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    What about fords, they cant be left out.
    Found
    on
    road
    dead


    I heard all mopars come with walking shoes in the glove box?

    So when they break down, you have a nice pair of shoes to walk home with....lol
    ***IN GOD WE TRUST***

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    Massively
    over
    Priced
    American
    Rust Buckets

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    My Old Pig Aint Running

    Most Often Passed At Races

    Mostly Old Paint And Rust

    Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE mopar1968's Avatar
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    Now this is getting good, But let's not forget-- Fix Or Repair Daily


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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE fla1976's Avatar
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    MOPAR

    Move Off Pavement And Repair

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    First On Race Day
    No matter where you go, there you are.
    **IN GOD WE TRUST**

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE fla1976's Avatar
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    MOPAR

    Mercury's
    Old
    Pistons
    And
    Rods

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    Senior Member MASTER BUILDER
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    Flying
    Objects
    Rendured
    Dangerous
    Wasn't me.

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    Steve Hall the comedian with the puppet "Shotgun Red" has a whole bunch of em for ford chevy ..all of em.

    Fiat...(in an italian acent) Fix it again Tony

    AMC "Aint my car"

    Ford Backwards "Driver returns on Foot"

    Dodge "Dem old dudes go everywhere"

    Ford Flip over and read directions, Flimsy old rebuilt dodge
    Pinto Put in new transmision often

    GMC Got mechanic coming

    Toyota "Too often Yankee overprice this auto"

    Chevrolet Cracked heads every valve rattles oil leaks exhaust toots.


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