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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE TheYellaBrick's Avatar
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    Heartbeat of America......

    There was a report of a large man dressed in black who apparently attempted to abduct a 10 year old girl yesterday while she was walking home from school.

    The man approached her slowly on his motorcycle and said "hey little girl - how would you like to go for a ride?"

    The little girl kept walking trying not to make eye contact.

    The biker then said "I'll give you $10 if you get on the back of my motorcycle"

    The little girl just kept walking - picking up the pace a little.

    The biker caught back up with her and this time offered her $20 to get on the bike with him.

    The little girl still trying to ignore him picked up the pace a little more.

    The biker persisted and this time said "allright, my final offer - I'll give you $20 and a big bag of candy if you just go around the block with me"

    The little girl finally whirled around and angrily shouted "Listen Dad - you're the one that bought a Honda instead of a Harley - you ride it!"
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    that child is sooooooo smart!!!!!! her mother should reward her.

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    mother musta raised her right :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: honda :lol: :lol:
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    Now that waz funny!!!
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: good one
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    shes a smart one :lol:
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    That was good double DD :lol: :lol: :lol:
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