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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE fla1976's Avatar
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    Medicine

    MEDICINE

    An Israeli doctor said to a medical conference, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it into another and have him looking for work in six weeks!"

    The German doctor stood up and said, "Well medicine in my county is so advanced, we can take a lung out of one person and put it into another and have him looking for work on 4 weeks"

    The Russian doctor got up and said "My country is even more advanced, we can remove half a heart from one person, put it
    into another and have them both looking for work in just 2 weeks!"

    Not to be outdone, the American doctor stood up and addressed the
    conference, "Well", he said, "My country is so far advanced in medicine, we can take an Asshole out of Chicago , put him in the White House, and have half the country looking for work in 24 hours!"

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    Senior Member DYNO OPERATOR
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Nice one.

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    :lol: :lol:
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    That was perfect!!!
    "I would walk through hell on Sunday before I fear the enemy"

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    thats funny...i'll have to pass that one around

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    i was hoping it would have ended up with a fart joke :lol:

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    LOLOLOLOLOL that PERFECTLY describes current 'events'
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