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    Skydiving deaths

    A Blonde is watching the news with her husband
    when the newscaster says,
    "Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident."

    The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing
    "That's horrible! So many men dying like that."

    Confused, he says, "Yes dear, it is sad,
    but they were skydiving,
    and there is always that risk involved."

    After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing,
    says,
    "How many is a Brazillion?" :lol: :lol:

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    :shock: :lol: :lol:
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    On a more serious note (for real) the last time I sky-dived about 2 years ago, I had to much forward angle w/ my legs as i was landing... ended up sliding on my ass for about 10 feet. That CHIT hurt. I thought i ripped my rectal/spinckter... hard to walk for a few hours. So, when you sky dive, don't leave your legs out too far forward upon landing or you will hurt your bung-hole. Scooter
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    Scooter

    Sounds like another reason to call you Scooter. :shock: :lol: :lol:

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    OH GAWD !!
    The VISUAL that conjures up !!


    Scootin' Scooter and his Sore Schitter...... :shock: :shock: :shock:
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    LOL!!!! You guys crack me up everytime... true story... & yes, it is another reason to call me scooter. I am prone to accidents for sure. That sky-diving is a rush!!
    "I would walk through hell on Sunday before I fear the enemy"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rigsby
    . That sky-diving is a rush!!
    Yeah,..rushing straight down at a brazillion miles an hour !!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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