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    Mexican Oysters

    A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in
    Mexico ..

    While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking
    platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the
    smell was wonderful.

    He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'

    The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called
    Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A
    delicacy!'

    The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'

    The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day
    because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and
    place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'

    The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening
    was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites,
    inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are
    delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve
    yesterday.'

    The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor...

    Sometimes the bull wins.

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE mopar1968's Avatar
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    :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Head's up the true drag race!!

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    LMAO,,Nice zip.

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    AAAAGGGGGGg.....that'd be worse than BRAIN WORMS....... :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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    small....ha ha those are what you call "Cojones de hombre" he
    heeeeee haaa :lol: :lol:

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    That was good Zip!! LOL
    "I would walk through hell on Sunday before I fear the enemy"

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    OH ZIPPER????? DR.

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