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Thread: For those of us who have been told we don't know Jack Schitt

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    For those of us who have been told we don't know Jack Schitt

    We now do

    Zip.

    For some time, many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

    We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack

    Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond

    in an intelligent way.

    Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the

    fertilizer magnate who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N.

    Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

    In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious

    couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla

    Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

    Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a

    high school dropout.

    After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe

    Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living

    with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known

    as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

    Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son

    with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the

    other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable

    throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers

    in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper

    announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children

    were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

    Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He

    recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa

    Schitt.

    Now, when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can

    correct them.

    Sincerely,
    Crock O. Schitt

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    That is funny!

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    Awesome. VERY FUNNY. Wish I could tell my students.

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    Very funny schitt

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    Do you know where they live ? I need to contact them as I am a long lost son.
    Stepon Schitt
    TRUTH is HATE
    to those who
    HATE TRUTH

    God Bless our folks in uniform
    "We the People, have your backs"
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    8) 8) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Head's up the true drag race!!

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    Good one Zip!!
    "I would walk through hell on Sunday before I fear the enemy"

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    Zip, you got some schitt with you. That is a good one. You and Rigsby (scooter) know how to make us laugh.

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    thanks zip, i really needed to do some laughing this morning and you did it!! that is going up on the shop wall.that is a place of honor here.

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    NOW THAT IS CRAZY SCHITT!!!!


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