Bedroom story

Old 12-24-2008, 02:30 AM
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My dad told me this the other day and it just that cracked me up, so I thought I'd pass it along.

He's in his late sixties and I was bragging about something, and he said son, I know your relationship you have with your girlfriend is fairly new, so I want you to do this.
Get a big jar, put it on your dresser or the night stand by the bed someplace handy, now everytime ya'll make love put a pebble or a penny in it and after 2 years start taking them out everytime ya'll make love, and then he said with a laugh "son you'll never empty that jar".
Daddy knows, the voice of experience I guess.....lol

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Old 12-24-2008, 12:49 PM
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interesting... funny.... a little scary I have to admit. I WANT THAT JAR TO BE EMPTY!!

Maybe he should put a hundered dollars in it everytime. That will keep the motivation up a liitle when it is time to start taking OUT those bills!!
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Old 12-24-2008, 01:34 PM
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Or this method,
$10 in and $100 out. Theoretically there would be LOTS of 10's going in and just a few 100's coming out :cry: MAYBE ya could reverse the Lacanookie syndrome with the incentive of the $100 coming out !!! THEN there'd be even MORE 10's going IN and consequently MORE 100's going OUT CRIPEs now we got lots of in and out stuff going on !!!
Wonder what Dr Phil or Dr Laura would think about this ?

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Old 12-24-2008, 07:26 PM
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What is he taking the money out for? a Hooker? :P
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Old 12-24-2008, 08:33 PM
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Mama get's it so she will make daddy happy so that he will make mama happy with more hunerds :shock:

Us guys end up paying for it anyway :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol:
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