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    Here's a sacastic chuckle for ya

    25 WAYS TO BE A GOOD DEMOCRAT


    1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion.
    2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
    3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U. S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
    4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
    5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by documented cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
    6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
    7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of Federal funding.
    8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
    9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside San Francisco do.
    10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
    11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make 'The Passion of the Christ' for financial gain only.
    12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
    13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
    14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Graham Bell.
    15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
    16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.
    17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
    18. You have to believe Conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
    19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
    20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest of the United States .
    21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast right wing conspiracy.
    22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say 'Merry Christmas.'
    23. You have to believe that walls and fences at borders are okay to keep good people in a bad country, but bad when intended to keep bad people out of a good country.
    24. You have to believe that 'change' is good (increasing taxes) but bad when changing regimes in Iraq , Iran , North Korea , China , Cuba or Venuzuela.
    25. You have to believe it is more important that everyone monitor our military intelligence than it is for our military intelligence to monitor our enemies.

    READY TO VOTE???



    'Twas the night before elections
    And all through the town
    Tempers were flaring
    Emotions all up and down!

    I, in my bathrobe
    With a cat in my lap
    Had cut off the TV
    Tired of political crap.

    When all of a sudden
    There arose such a noise
    I peered out of my window
    Saw Obama and his boys

    They had come for my wallet
    They wanted my pay
    To give to the others
    Who had not worked a day!

    He snatched up my money
    And quick as a wink
    Jumped back on his bandwagon
    As I gagged from the stink

    He then rallied his henchmen
    Who were pulling his cart
    I could tell they were out
    To tear my country apart!

    " On Fannie, on Freddie,
    On Biden and Ayers!
    On Acorn, On Pelosi"
    He screamed at the pairs!

    They took off for his cause
    And as he flew out of sight
    I heard him laugh at the nation
    Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

    So I leave you to think
    On this one final note-
    IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
    GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!
    TRUTH is HATE
    to those who
    HATE TRUTH

    God Bless our folks in uniform
    "We the People, have your backs"
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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    It's all a big scheme, perpetrated by THE MAN, to keep a brother down.

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    Amen Brutha Tod.
    "I would walk through hell on Sunday before I fear the enemy"


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