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Thread: Southerners rule...no offense Northerners

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    Southerners rule...no offense Northerners

    Like I said,Notherners are cool,too. But......FRIENDS VS. SOUTHERN FRIENDS



    FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

    SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Always bring the food.







    FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'.

    SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.







    FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

    SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad







    FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

    SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Cry with you.







    FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.

    SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just being together.







    FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

    SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.







    FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

    SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' back-ends that left you.







    FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

    SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'I'm home!'







    FRIENDS: will visit you in jail



    SOUTHERN FRIENDS: will spend the night in jail with you ???







    FRIENDS: will visit you in the hospital when you're sick



    SOUTHERN FRIENDS: will cut your grass and clean your house then come spend the night with you in the hospital and cook for you when you come home







    FRIENDS: have you on speed dial



    SOUTHERN FRIENDS: have your number memorized







    FRIENDS: Are for a while.

    SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Are for life.







    FRIENDS: Might ignore this.

    SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will forward this to all their Southern Friends





    Which one are you?
    "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that you cannot confirm their validity"- Abraham Lincoln

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    im a yankee
    the southern seems a bit gay to me

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    that was great.im as southern as you can get.and i dont mean redneck either.but i dont think its northern or southern friends its true friends

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    hey rapiddawg,, you want to explain that comment

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    southern all the way
    HOLY SH@* WHATS BROKE NOW

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    Quote Originally Posted by outlaw256
    hey rapiddawg,, you want to explain that comment
    Yeah,just out of curiosity,explain please.And outlaw,you're right about "true" friends.
    "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that you cannot confirm their validity"- Abraham Lincoln

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    Quote Originally Posted by rabiddawg
    im a yankee
    the southern seems a bit gay to me
    That my friends, is flowing across the lips of a person from CONNECTICUT!! Talk about gay liberalism!! Next to Massachusetts, that is the most liberal state in the country!! A judge refused to send a pedophile to prison because he was to small to protect himself from the other inmates!! Anyone besides me remember that?

    Seriously rabiddawg, just messin with you!! :lol: :lol: :lol: From MOST of your post I can see you really want to be like us down here. 8)

    Just one more thing:

    Have you ever heard a Southerner say " I am moving up north"?
    Them northerners burn up the asphalt to move down here though!!

    OK really, last thing:

    Clean up the South, give a yankee a bus ticket home!! 8) :lol: :lol:

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    FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'.

    SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.
    sorry im not into hugging and kissing guys.
    FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

    SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
    real men dont cry they get even.

    FRIENDS: will visit you in jail

    SOUTHERN FRIENDS: will spend the night in jail with you ???
    OKAY????
    FRIENDS: will visit you in the hospital when you're sick

    SOUTHERN FRIENDS: will cut your grass and clean your house then come spend the night with you in the hospital and cook for you when you come home
    damn sounds like a sallyboy homemaker to me?
    really up here we sneek in the beer at the hospital and a few hookers to cheer ya up.
    hehe i like busting the southern guys.
    hey just because you lost the war plz dont hold grudges will ya.
    only joking BTW

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    rabbidawg,
    never took it any other way than a little ribbing between folks. Have a good day dude :!:

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    Go home Neil Young, we'll remember. Southern man don't need you around anyhow!
    No matter where you go, there you are.
    **IN GOD WE TRUST**


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