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    my first condom

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    My first condom
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    > I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or
    > so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this
    > beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I
    > was new at it.
    > She handed me the package and asked if I knew how
    > to wear one. I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time."
    >
    > So she unwrapped the package, took one out and
    > slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight
    > and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around
    > the store
    > to see if it was empty. It was empty. "Just a minute,"
    > she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
    > Taking my hand, she led me into the back room,
    > unbuttoned her blouse and
    removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it
    > aside. "Do these excite you?" she a sked. Well, I was so dumb-struck
    > that all I could
    > do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip
    > the condom on.
    >
    >
    > As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt,
    > removed her panties and lay down on a desk. "Well, come on", she said,
    > "We don't have much time.
    >
    > So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that
    > unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within
    > a few minutes.
    >
    > She looked at me with a bit of a frown. "Did you
    > put that condom on?" she asked.
    >
    > I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show
    > her.
    >
    > She fainted.

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    Re: my first condom

    Quote Originally Posted by Xrated1
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    My first condom
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or
    > so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this
    > beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I
    > was new at it.
    > She handed me the package and asked if I knew how
    > to wear one. I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time."
    >
    > So she unwrapped the package, took one out and
    > slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight
    > and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around
    > the store
    > to see if it was empty. It was empty. "Just a minute,"
    > she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
    > Taking my hand, she led me into the back room,
    > unbuttoned her blouse and
    removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it
    > aside. "Do these excite you?" she a sked. Well, I was so dumb-struck
    > that all I could
    > do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip
    > the condom on.
    >
    >
    > As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt,
    > removed her panties and lay down on a desk. "Well, come on", she said,
    > "We don't have much time.
    >
    > So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that
    > unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within
    > a few minutes.
    >
    > She looked at me with a bit of a frown. "Did you
    > put that condom on?" she asked.
    >
    > I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show
    > her.
    >
    > She fainted.

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