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    Women are evil

    A woman went to her doctor.

    The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I
    have some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best
    put your affairs in order." The woman was shocked,
    but managed to compose herself and walk into the
    waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.

    "Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are
    good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well.
    In this case, things aren't well. I have
    cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini."

    After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little
    less somber. There were some laughs and more
    martinis. They were eventually approached by some of
    the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what
    the two were celebrating.
    The woman told her friends they were drinking to her
    impending end. "I've been diagnosed with AIDS." The
    friends were aghast and gave the woman their
    condolences. After the friends left, the woman's
    daughter leaned over and
    whispered, "Momma, I thought you said you were dying
    of cancer, and you just told your friends you were
    dying of AIDS."

    The woman said, "I don't want any of those bitches
    sleeping with your father after I'm gone.

    "Hell yes women are evil.... :-)

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    hehe :lol:
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    god bless her!!!

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