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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    dad at the mall

    Subject: DAD AT THE MALL
    >>>
    >>> I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.
    >>> We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was
    >>> watching a teenager sitting next to him.
    >>> The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,
    >>> orange, and blue.
    >>> My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him
    >>> staring every time.
    >>> When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the
    >>> matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
    >>>
    >>> Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
    >>> choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.
    >>> And in classic style he did not bat an eye and said,
    >>>
    >>> 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering
    >>> if you were my son.'

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE mytmouz's Avatar
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    If you think nobody cares, try missing a payment...

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE curtisreed's Avatar
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    I know some guys that got drunk and cooked a peacock on night many many years ago. Said it tasted like chiken. True story.

    Curtis


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