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    Why men are never depressed.

    WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED


    Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such
    simple creatures?

    - Your last name stays put.
    - The garage is all yours.
    - Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    - Chocolate is just another snack.
    - You can be President.
    - You can never be pregnant.
    - You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
    - You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
    - Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    - The world is your urinal.
    - You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
    - You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
    - Same work, more pay.
    - Wrinkles add character.
    - Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
    - People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
    - New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    - One mood all the time.
    - Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    - You know stuff about tanks.
    - A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
    - You can open all your own jars.
    - You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    - If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
    - Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
    - Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    - You almost never have strap problems in public.
    - You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
    - Everything on your face stays its original color.
    - The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    - You only have to shave your face and neck.
    - You can play with toys all your life.
    - One wallet and one color for all seasons.
    - You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
    - You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
    - You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
    - You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

    No wonder men are happier! :lol:
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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    clean your ears with a car key too...my dad does this.

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    You forgot one thing, we don't bleed once a month....lol
    Very funny.

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