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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    male blonde

    FINALLY A MALE BLONDE JOKE :


    A BLONDE GUY GETS HOME EARLY FROM WORK AND HEARS STRANGE
    NOISES COMING FROM THE BEDROOM. HE RUSHES UPSTAIRS TO FIND
    HIS WIFE NAKED ON THE BED,SWEATING AND PANTING.

    "WHAT'S UP?" HE SAYS. "I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK,"
    CRIES THE WOMAN.

    HE RUSHES DOWNSTAIRS TO GRAB THE PHONE, BUT JUST AS HE'S
    DIALING, HIS 4-YEAR-OLD SON COMES UP AND SAYS "DADDY!
    DADDY! UNCLE TED 'S HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET AND HE'S GOT NO
    CLOTHES ON!"

    THE GUY SLAMS THE PHONE DOWN AND STORMS UPSTAIRS INTO
    THE BEDROOM,PAST HIS SCREAMING WIFE, AND RIPS OPEN THE
    WARDROBE DOOR.
    SURE ENOUGH, THERE IS HIS BROTHER, TOTALLY NAKED, COWER ING
    ON THE CLOSET FLOOR. "YOU ROTTEN S.O.B.," SAYS THE HUSBAND,
    "MY WIFE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND YOU'RE RUNNING
    AROUND NAKED SCARING THE KIDS!"

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    Senior Member MASTER BUILDER
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    dee-dee-dee whats so funny about that guys? that happened to me 2 months ago (exept with my neighbor, hmm), luckily she was fine after the doc gave her a 3 hour check up :?

    (Im blonde) :wink:

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    Junior Member APPRENTICE
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    Quote Originally Posted by v8Fiero
    dee-dee-dee whats so funny about that guys? that happened to me 2 months ago (exept with my neighbor, hmm), luckily she was fine after the doc gave her a 3 hour check up :?

    (Im blonde) :wink:
    I wouldn't give out your address; you may all of a sudden get several new "neighbors".


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