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    GOOD BEHAVIOR HAS ITS REWARDS

    Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.
    At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all
    led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back
    to earth and be anyone you wish to be."
    The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;"
    And *poof* she's gone.
    The second says, "I want to be Madonna" and *poof* she's gone.
    The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.."

    St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asked.

    "Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.

    St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just
    doesn't
    ring a bell."
    The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St.
    Peter.
    St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her
    and
    says.

    "No sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by
    1,400 men in 6 months."


    If you laugh, you are going straight to hell!
    If your not wearing A BOWTIE
    Your NOT properly dressed


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    Donn, you're a sick man,......I like that! :lol:
    Glad to see that you're back online and back with us!
    You lift,...you lose.

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    Thanks Ash Im Almost back to my demented normal state :wink:
    If your not wearing A BOWTIE
    Your NOT properly dressed


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