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    don't be a tree hugger

    while walking through the woods, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. seeing this he asked,"just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?" "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied. "you gotta be kiddin' me." "No, would you like to give it a try?" understandably curious, the man says,"Well,OK.." so he wrapped his arms around the tree real tight and pressed his ear up against it. with this, the other guy quickly slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him and left. two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked"What the hek happened to you?" he told the guy the whole story about how he came to be this way. when he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said,"This just isn't your day is it, cupcake...."

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    OMG.....now that is a bad day...lol

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    That's funny, and scary!

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    Did you just hear banjo music?
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    Did someone say Banjo??
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    One word,.....D-e-l-i-v-e-r-a-n-c-e......... :lol:
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    squeel like a pig, "sue wee, sueooooooo weee"
    avoid the walk in the park, don't stop just keep going.
    thats a good one :lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by gdmii
    Did someone say Banjo??

    Uh-huh
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esl2NNOtHQE
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