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    Blonde joke

    The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping
    for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and
    down along with her.
    She said, " I have some really great news!"

    I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."

    She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up
    and down, told me that she was pregnant!

    I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"

    Then she said, "There's more."

    I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"

    She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to

    have TWINS!"

    Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I
    asked her how she knew. She said....

    (You're going to love this!)

    "Well, that was the easy part.
    I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a
    twin-pack.
    Both tests came out positive!
    If your not wearing A BOWTIE
    Your NOT properly dressed


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    My favorite Blonde riddle's always been;

    What do you call a half dozen blondes at the bottom of a swimming pool?

    An Air Bubble.
    I don't want to arrive at the pearly gates in perfect shape, rather I want to come sliding in, all burnt up, screaming "WHAT A RIDE"!

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    LOL

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    blonde joke

    ok since im married to this one heres my favarite blonde joke [clean one anyway] what do you call a blonde with high blood pressure? a red head! mike
    to finish first: first you have to finish!

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