Scarey Night

Old 05-31-2007, 03:54 PM
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A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

"What's up?" she asks.

"I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband.

The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing 911, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mommy! Mommy Aunt Shirley is hiding in your closet, and she's got no clothes on!"

The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor.

"You rotten bitch," she screams.

"My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked
scaring the kids!!"
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Old 05-31-2007, 04:10 PM
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i love them blond women, god bless them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 06-11-2007, 02:25 PM
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damn mine is blonde but i still cant get away with that i tried
I'm kidding of course
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Old 06-13-2007, 11:07 AM
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You Gotta Love Em!
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