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    Calmness in Our Lives

    I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could
    all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice

    Heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil
    proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

    So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and
    hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning,
    I finished
    off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's
    Irish Cream, a bottle of Vodka
    a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription,
    the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.

    He was RITE

    You have no idea how Freaking GOOD I feel.
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    LOL...man Donn that Dr Phil is a freakin genius...I am going to start my therapy right now...see you in a few days

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    I finished my dinner (yummy), finished a half bag of Combos and polished off what was left in the pop bottle.

    I need a nap. ops:

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    I just finished off the rest of the ice cream... :lol:
    Ed

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    Hope it wasn't mine. :evil:

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    I am just finishing changing boxers from pissing my self from laughing so hard does that count? ops: good one fastbowtie. Gotta love that doctor has all the answers

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    I think that you got some rank advice..... I followed that advice and finished off a bottle of Southern Comfort........idont feel so good. ops:
    You lift,...you lose.


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