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thetanman101 11-12-2007 03:45 PM

Medicare $ex
 
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, goes to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'

The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.' He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50, and says good-bye. The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leaves.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'

The old man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here
for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.'

lookingaround 11-12-2007 04:12 PM

lmao

mytmouz 11-12-2007 04:30 PM

:P

fastbowtie 11-12-2007 04:45 PM

:D Love it
Now thats how you get the best bang for your buck :lol:

lookingaround 11-12-2007 04:48 PM

with age come wisdom. my dumb but would have been at a motel.lol

SST4530 11-12-2007 04:55 PM


Originally Posted by fastbowtie
:D Love it
Now thats how you get the best bang for your buck :lol:

BwaaaaaHahaaaaa! :lol: :lol: :lol:

ash 11-13-2007 08:59 PM

:shock: :lol: :lol:

chevguy65 11-14-2007 04:15 AM

That's just Nasty :P :P :D


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