Bedroom story
 

My dad told me this the other day and it just that cracked me up, so I thought I'd pass it along.

He's in his late sixties and I was bragging about something, and he said son, I know your relationship you have with your girlfriend is fairly new, so I want you to do this.
Get a big jar, put it on your dresser or the night stand by the bed someplace handy, now everytime ya'll make love put a pebble or a penny in it and after 2 years start taking them out everytime ya'll make love, and then he said with a laugh "son you'll never empty that jar".
Daddy knows, the voice of experience I guess.....lol

Have a great day, Cp

interesting... funny.... a little scary I have to admit. I WANT THAT JAR TO BE EMPTY!!

Maybe he should put a hundered dollars in it everytime. That will keep the motivation up a liitle when it is time to start taking OUT those bills!!

Or this method,
$10 in and $100 out. Theoretically there would be LOTS of 10's going in :D :D and just a few 100's coming out :( :cry: MAYBE ya could reverse the Lacanookie syndrome with the incentive of the $100 coming out !!! THEN there'd be even MORE 10's going IN and consequently MORE 100's going OUT :D :D :D :D CRIPEs now we got lots of in and out stuff going on !!!
Wonder what Dr Phil or Dr Laura would think about this ?

OOPS...is this a G rated forum ????
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What is he taking the money out for? a Hooker? :P

Mama get's it so she will make daddy happy so that he will make mama happy with more hunerds :shock: :D

Us guys end up paying for it anyway :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: