For those of us who have been told we don't know Jack Schitt
We now do
Zip. For some time, many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intelligent way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now, when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them. Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt |
That is funny!
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Awesome. VERY FUNNY. Wish I could tell my students.
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:D Very funny schitt
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Do you know where they live ? I need to contact them as I am a long lost son.
Stepon Schitt |
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Good one Zip!!
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Zip, you got some schitt with you. That is a good one. You and Rigsby (scooter) know how to make us laugh.
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thanks zip, i really needed to do some laughing this morning and you did it!! that is going up on the shop wall.that is a place of honor here.
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NOW THAT IS CRAZY SCHITT!!!!
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