Don't get your a$$ kicked-follow the rules
Rules for kicking'
> ass > > Rules for the Nonmilitary > > Make sure you read #13 > > Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our > great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the > military. > > For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a > few of the areas where we would like your assistance: > > 1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during > the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass. > > 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in > protest - kick their ass. > > 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest > amount of respect to all veterans. > If you see anyone doing otherwise, > quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the > very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many > sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold > them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. > > 4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. > Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling > others that you used to be 'Special Forces'. > Collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were > seven years old, now, it will only make you look stupid and get your > ass kicked. > > 5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask them, > 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such > ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt). > > 6. If you witness someone calling the *US Coast > Guard* 'non-military', inform them of their mistake - and kick their > ass. > > 7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) > prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to > her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military > member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her - of course, failure > to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking. > > 8. > Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or veteran. We > are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party > affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our Commander-In-Chief > (CinC). The President (for those who didn't know) is our CinC > regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens > inside those big important buildings where all those representatives > meet. All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up > the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. If > you keep asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get > your ass kicked. > > 9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop saying > it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore would > kick your ass! > > 10. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying > 'Let's go kill those! Commies !' And stop asking us where he is! > Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me > - if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers, let me > know, so I can go kick their ass! > > 11. 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*), 'Jarhead' > (*Marines*), 'Grunt' (*Army*), 'Squid' > (*Navy*), 'Puddle Jumpers' (*Coast Guard*),'Weekend Warrior' > (*National > Guard*) etc., > are terms of > endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service > member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them > could get your ass kicked. > > 12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the > military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving > and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please > remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, > marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their > families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make > every day. > Without them, our Country would get it's ass kicked.0D > > > 'It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of > the press.' > > 'It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of > speech.' > > 'It's the Veteran, not the community > organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.' > > 'It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, > and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to > burn the flag.' > > AND ONE MORE: > > 13. If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing the national > anthem in Spanish - KICK THEIR ASS. > > ONE LAST THING: > If you got this email and didn't pass it on - ! > guess what - you deserve to get your ass kicked! > > I sent this to you, because I didn't want to get my ass kicked. > > WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE! > > IN GOD WE TRUST So PRAY FOR OUR > TROOPS! > |
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Well said.
Dave |
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